When
Saturday, October 24, 2026
Doors at 7:00 PM.
The invitation
Every pantheon got the same invitation, and every one of them said yes. Greek, Egyptian, Norse, the whole Heaven and Hell contingent. They are all coming, they are all bringing something, and none of them can agree on who is in charge.
There is Olympus, where the banquet table groans and the gods behave badly. There is the underworld, where the costume contest is settled and where, at some point in the evening, everyone in the house votes from their phone on who wore it best. You will want to be seen in both.
“Come as a god. Any god. Any pantheon. A bed sheet and a gold belt counts. So does a gym tank top and a plastic hammer.”
Logistics
Saturday, October 24, 2026
Doors at 7:00 PM.
Times are approximate, the gods run late.
Parking details coming soon
House rules coming soon
The descent into the underworld, a photo booth, and a costume contest decided by everyone in the room.
The table
Everything lands on the banquet table: the pool table, boarded over and pressed into holier service for one night.
Tell us about allergies in the RSVP and we will make sure there is something safe on the table.
We will send a running list of what people are bringing closer to the date, so we do not end up with nine desserts and no bread.
Dress code
Any pantheon. Any effort level. No excuses. If you need ideas, there are some options below.
Low effort
A bed sheet, a gold rope belt, and a laurel crown from the craft store.
Low effort
Heavy black eyeliner, gold arm cuffs, and a bed sheet you have strong opinions about.
Low effort
A fur collar, braided hair, and a hammer from the toy aisle.
Low effort
Wings or horns, and commit to the bit.
Low effort
Whatever you can explain with a straight face at the door.
Or go modern and spoof it
Costumes get voted on during the night.